After years of extensive research and millions of dollars spent in development, our cultivation team here at Lazy River Products is proud to finally offer our current selection of cultivars. If you’ve been following along with our socials, over the past few months of 2022 we’ve been revealing a few at at time.
Coming from the most highly-respected seed banks – our delectable flower is always grown with love and meticulous care by our amazing team led by Director of Cultivation, Kevin Platt.
“With over 23 years in legal cannabis cultivation, Kevin’s cannabis journey began in California back in the mid 90’s. Kevin was growing cannabis for medical patients during the onset of Prop 215. Over the years Kevin has been spent time cultivation in Hawaii and most recently Maine, where he has helped to support the caregiver market. Kevin’s knowledge and first-hand experiences has helped to form the backbone of the Lazy River cultivation team.”
Keep on reading as we provide a roundup of all of our available cultivars to date:
Apple Banana Gelato (Hybrid)
Our LRP Apple Banana Gelato is just what the canna-gourmand ordered. This uplifting and creativity-inducing selection features a plethora of beneficial terpenes, including Limonene & Caryophyllene. Its enticing buds contain a multitude of light green and purple hues.
Apple Jax (Hybrid)
Looking for a new and delicious cannabis experience? Look no further than this cultivar that can fully captivate your senses, while also providing calming vibes. With beautiful hues of green and purple, a heady fruity aroma, and the taste of rich maple syrup, Apple Jax is a staple for any newcomer or connoisseur.
Blue Slushie (Indica-dominant Hybrid)
Behold! Blue Slushie’s fresh aroma is famous throughout canna-land. The main beneficial terpenes found in this cultivar are Limonene, Caryophyllene, & Myrcene. It’s a real crowd-pleaser. Spark some up and you won’t be disappointed when you experience an uplifting & fragrant rush of fruity dankness.
Cakes N Cream (Hybrid)
If you’re looking for a natural vibe reset, this smooth-smoker will be just the ticket. This skunky high-resin cultivar features an abundance of the following beneficial terpenes: Myrcene & Limonene. So, next time you’re needing a sweet berry pick-me-up, give our incredible LRP Cakes N Cream flower a shot.
Deluxe Sugar Cane (Indica-dominant Hybrid)
Whether you’re a newcomer or cannabis enthusiast, Deluxe Sugar Cane’s bright green nugs, trichomes, and rich amber pistils will certainly entice you. It is a resinous selection which has several beneficial terpenes, including: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, & Limonene.
Looking for a smoke that lifts you up to greater heights while also providing for a smooth landing? Look no further than Exaltation. With its fragrant aroma evoking sandalwood, pine, citrus, berry, and lavender; the most commonly found terpenes in this cultivar are Myrcene, Pinene, and Caryophyllene.
Fritter Licker (Indica-dominant Hybrid)
Fritter Licker is part of a fresh seed launch from Archive Seeds that includes Face/Off OG genetics as the focal point for each cultivar. It is highlighted by a distinct toffee apple taste. The most abundantly found terpenes here are: Limonene & Myrcene. This one’s for all you marijuana enthusiasts & newcomers with a sweet tooth!
Grape Stomper OG BX (Hybrid)
Be sure to give Grape Stomper a spin when you’re in the mood for some stimulating conversation and lifted daytime adventures. With fragrant aromas evoking fruity, berry, citrusy and sweet notes; the most abundant terpenes found within these buds are Limonene, Pinene, and Caryophyllene.
Her looks and aroma might break your heart, but spark some and she’ll mend you right back up with some tender, natural care. With its pungent notes evoking earthy, fruity, and gassy undertones; the most commonly found terpenes in this cultivar are Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, and Pinene.
Jordanz (50/50 Hybrid)
Many factors make this strain especially great, like the fact that it is rich in resinous buds. It also has a captivating, sugary aroma that takes you back to the times when you were a kid in a candy store. Longtime cannabis consumers and newcomers alike have found Jordanz to be perfect for any occasion.
Midori (Indica-dominant Hybrid)
Midori is highlighted by its distinctly alluring taste that is reminiscent of a sorbet with a refreshing hint of melon. Terpenes such as Limonene, Caryophyllene, & Ocimene are found within these buds. Looking to spark up an enticing new cannabis flavor to spice up your evening? Well, look no further.
Mike Tai (Sativa-dominant Hybrid)
This cultivar is marked by a fruity aroma and a taste that reminds consumers of the classic Hawaiian Mai Tai cocktail. So, what are you waiting for? Get out there, have fun and enjoy the sun with this perfect summertime smoke.
Pie Cake (Indica-dominant Hybrid)
Pie Cake is a great option when it comes to choosing a hard-hitting yet ultimately balanced cannabis experience. The main terpenes found in this cultivar are: Caryophyllene & Limonene. So if you’re canna-curious, what are you waiting for? Don’t be bashful, grab yourself a slice.
Platinum Kush Breath (Indica-dominant Hybrid)
Platinum Kush Breath is known far and wide for its pure gassy flavor/aroma. The main terpenes found in this cultivar are: Myrcene & Limonene. Have you been searching for a new cannabis experience that will have you basking in that indica glow? Search no longer and behold this pungent, top-tier selection.
Project 007 (Hybrid)
When you scope its green, orange, and purple colors along with its pungent aroma, it doesn’t take a quantum physicist to recognize this cultivar’s potential. If you’re missing some suave international intrigue in your life, come visit our dispensary and allow Project 007’s sweet & sultry notes sweep you away to a mystical oasis, while always ensuring a comfy ride back.
According to its breeders, Sangria is “accentuated by razor sharp notes of passion fruit & ripe guava supported by deep waves of pineapple, candied mandarin oranges, and a spilled glass of Pinot Noir.” With its pungent aromas, the most commonly found terpenes in this cultivar are Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Pinene.
Smackin (Indica-dominant Hybrid)
Smackin is yet another main contender in the midst of all the stellar selections offered by In House Genetics. It has a delicious taste reminiscent of your favorite sweet treat. This one features an abundances of the following beneficial terpenes: Limonene & Linalool. Try it out for yourself and experience natural, Lip Smackin’ Goodness!
Zack’s Cake (Hybrid)
Our Lazy River Products cultivation crew has the utmost respect for the Jungle Boys collective, and is beyond grateful to work with their seeds and provide these stellar buds for our customers. Some notable beneficial terpenes in Zack’s Cake are Limonene, Myrcene, and Linalool.
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