Cultivars
Alderpoint Sour
Hailing from Mendocino, Aficionado Seeds bring us this fresh spin on a classic cultivar: Alder Point Sour. This pungent selection has become popular for its gassy notes and powerful effects.
Apple Jax
Originally created by In-House Genetics, Apple Jax is an exciting new strain. It boasts quite an impressive lineage. It also boasts an even more impressive set of effects to match.
Blue Dream
Blue Dream is a sativa-dominant hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Blueberry with Haze. This strain produces a balanced high, along with effects such as cerebral stimulation and full-body relaxation.
Blue Slushie
Both newcomers and cannabis connoisseurs alike will love these nugs for their thick green, purple, & orange-hued flowers, as well as their cloudy trichomes.
Chimera
Chimera’s buds are a sight to behold, showcasing bright green buds with orange hairs, all covered in a thick layer of trichomes. Its fragrance is enchanting, offering a bouquet of butterscotch, caramel, and citrus.
Dante's Inferno
Watch out…..Lazy River Products is bringing the FIRE! Dante’s Inferno is brought to us by Clearwater Genetics and Tiki Madman Genet- ics. It is a cross of Oreoz and Devil Driver, giving it a nice variety of profiles and stunning looks.
Heartbreaker
Created by crossing ‘High School Sweetheart’ with the classic ‘OZ Kush’ – this resinous Hybrid features an abundance of trichomes and cannabinoids.
Jordanz
Initially grown by the stellar Lit Farms, Jordanz is a balanced strain that will have you soaring like Michael Jordan iconically dunking from the free throw line.
Juicee J
Bred by Seed Junky Genetics, this hybrid was born from the genetic lineage of Cap Junky aka Miracle Mints (Alien Cookies x Kush Mints) x Jealousy (Gelato 41 x Sherb bx).
OMG Burger
Prepare your taste buds for a feast of flavors with OMG Burger, a heavy Indica strain bred by the talented 808 Genetics. This exceptional cultivar is a back cross of GMO BX3 x GMO, making it a GMO BX4.
Pie Cake
Bred by the excellent 808 Genetics – Pie Cake is another one of our balanced, potent and pungent cultivars that will surely satisfy all the indica lovers out there in canna-world.
Pink Zkittlez
Brought to us from Tiki Madman Genetics, this cultivar will not disappoint. It is a cross of Trop Cherry and Zkittlez Bomb, making it a stunner in both looks and taste.
Poison Mints
Poison Mints was created by crossing Poison Pine and Jelly Mints, resulting in a minty, piney flavor with hints of gas. Its dense, purple buds make it a standout on the Lazy River Genetics menu.
Poison Pine
Poison Pine comes to us from the breeders CSI Humboldt. It is a cross (ADD) between Durban Poison and ‘79 Xmas Bud. Both genetics are older, dating back to the 70’s.
Puna Punch
Banana Punch x Orange Zkittlez, an Indica dominant cultivar Bred by Kevin Platt, the Chief Cultivation Officer of Lazy River Products. Embodies the spirit of Hawaii's Puna District on the Big Island.
Sangria
Coming via the infamous Aficionado Seeds, its fruity profile, exotic appearance, robust heritage, and uplifting effects have made it a favorite for adventure-seeking smokers of all types.
Tropical Papayaz
This exceptional cultivar is the result of a tropical union between Papaya and Zkittlez.Tropical Papayaz has a captivating aroma reminiscent of candied papaya.
Zack's Cake
It was created by crossing the popular ‘Zack’s Pie’ & ‘Jungle Cake’ strains – and has become widely known for its earthy, spicy, pastry-evoking flavor – with a high THC percentage.
Zlushiez Factory
Introducing Zlushiez Factory, a mesmerizing Indica Hybrid born. This Cultivar marries the best of Unicorn Factory ( Unicorn Poop X Runtz) and Zlushiez, ( Zkittlez X Strawberry Fritter).
Zack's Cake
It was created by crossing the popular ‘Zack’s Pie’ & ‘Jungle Cake’ strains – and has become widely known for its earthy, spicy, pastry-evoking flavor – with a high THC percentage.
Archived Cultivars
ABG
Apple Banana Gelato will certainly please those that prefer waves of refreshing flavor within their cannabis flower. This one is popular for its heavy-hitting, calming effects.
Cakes n' Cream
We’re back in the bakery with another in a series of our pastry-themed cultivars. Chock full of sticky trichomes, these buds are sure to please the cannabis lover with a sweet tooth.
Exaltation
Its pungent and alluring profile, blue and purple-hued buds, as well as its abundant crystals make this holy flower a prized and highly (pun intended) sought-after cannabis variety.
Fire & Ice
This strain is a smooth and spicy cultivar backed by powerful genetics. This hybrid has a complex lineage; it’s a cross of Ice Cream Cake x Great Balls Of Fire x Mac Stomper.
Fritter Licker
Archive Seed Bank brings us yet another exciting cultivar: Fritter Licker. This potent selection has come to be widely known for its array of sugary, fruity notes.
Grape Stomper
Created by crossing ‘Grape Stomper OG’ with the classic ‘Mac Stomper’ (Mac #1 x Grape Stomper OG) – this Hybrid is truly one-of-a-kind and a source of good vibes.
Midori
When we said we’ve spent years of meticulous research (& millions of dollars) curating the LRP flower we offer our customers–we weren’t kidding.
Mike Tai
The world-renowned Jungle boys is back at it again with a with highly sought-after cultivar, Mike Tai, which is cross between Mike & Larry x Maitai.
Mimosa Float
Bred by the stellar local Maine breeder, Medicinal Madness 207 – Mimosa Float is another one of our balanced cultivars that will certainly have canna-curious flavor chasers excited.
Motor Mike
What do you get when you cross the pungency of Motorbreath with the sweet pine flavor of Mike Larry? Meet Motor Mike: a potent hybrid that intersects the aroma of gas and notes of sweet cream with each puff.
Platinum Kush Breath
The heavy-duty strain is certainly a highlight. It was bred by the famous In House Genetics. This is another one of our amazing cultivars just waiting to be discovered.
Project 007
Bred by LIT Farms, Project 007 is another premier, ‘no-longer-top-secret’ strain in our lineup. Its thunder comes from solid genetics and you can be sure it’s always on the ball.
Vader Breath
Vader Breath, from 808 Genetics, is a potent Indica Hybrid crafted from Sunset Sherbet and Peanut Butter Breath. Its sweet, gassy scent invites deep relaxation, making it perfect for unwinding.
Motor Mike
What do you get when you cross the pungency of Motorbreath with the sweet pine flavor of Mike Larry? Meet Motor Mike: a potent hybrid that intersects the aroma of gas and notes of sweet cream with each puff.
Platinum Kush Breath
The heavy-duty strain is certainly a highlight. It was bred by the famous In House Genetics. This is another one of our amazing cultivars just waiting to be discovered.
Project 007
Bred by LIT Farms, Project 007 is another premier, ‘no-longer-top-secret’ strain in our lineup. Its thunder comes from solid genetics and you can be sure it’s always on the ball.
